Friday, June 02, 2006

LIVE GREASY (it's Friday).

Are you one of the millions who bought one of those "fashionable" yellow Live Strong Lance Armstrong wristbands? Good for you. You're an important member of society. You're a difference maker. I, however, am not. Which is why I bought this Bacon wristband from stupid.com to show my support for eating Pig Ass. Secondarily, it shows my support for the waning acting career of Kevin Bacon. Tertiarily (Not a word. But it should be.), it shows my support for absolutely batshit psycho insane dead painter Francis Bacon.

7 Comments:

Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

And painter Bacon WAS fucking crazy, like my-head-in-a-bag-of-rats crazy.

Use of 'Tertiarily' on a Friday. Bonus points.

Oh, and I didn’t get the yellow wristband, but I did get the Limited Edition Lance Armstrong Cock Ring™ and matching sack pin.

(Thing is, how the fuck does he ride with this thing on?)

1:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha. You funny American male. You spending extra money on cock ring. I use wristband on cock and still fit is too many tight.

Man who stab scrotum with sack pin will have hole in genes.

3:32 PM  
Anonymous SinfulDavid said...

Cause bracelets make my blood boil. I am going to commission someone to make me a clear one which symbolizes my support for nothing.

Either that, or I am going to just wrap some Scotch tape around my wrist.

8:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sinful: why not dream up a way to empty the coffers of the cause's organization? Frivolous lawsuits are a good start. Nothing chews through assets quite like legal fees.

BANKRUPT THE FUCKERS!!!

9:54 PM  
Blogger Corey said...

No lawsuits required. Just allow the seemingly endless supply of (discharged in disgrace) National Red Cross Directors run their organizations.

I'm going to start a cause to save all the cartoon characters drug companies use to represent physical ailments.

Long live Digger the Dermatophite and that green blob of chest goo!

11:45 AM  
Anonymous Ben Popken said...

Where's my daily copyranting today? What are you doing, working or something?

1:57 PM  
Blogger Kitty Laverne said...

SinfulDavid, take heart. I read somewhere that in intensive care units, a yellow wristband indicates a "do not resuscitate" order.

4:46 PM  

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