LIVE GREASY (it's Friday).
Are you one of the millions who bought one of those "fashionable" yellow Live Strong Lance Armstrong wristbands? Good for you. You're an important member of society. You're a difference maker. I, however, am not. Which is why I bought this Bacon wristband from stupid.com to show my support for eating Pig Ass. Secondarily, it shows my support for the waning acting career of Kevin Bacon. Tertiarily (Not a word. But it should be.), it shows my support for absolutely batshit psycho insane dead painter Francis Bacon.