Wednesday, May 24, 2006

I FUCKING HATE CLOGS.

I'm off to Amsterdam for five days of stoned canal boat paddling and drunken dike plugging. Back Tuesday.

14 Comments:

Blogger Evil Discussor said...

Whoa. Drunken wha? I can't even get my head around that one.

Have a good time, you total expense acccunt whore.

9:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a fucking banal perception of things to do in Amsterdam. But then again, you are a Unitedstatian...

1:39 PM  
Blogger Evil Discussor said...

What a fucking self-righteous cock you are, anon.
But then again, you are a self-righteous cock...

3:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My cock is Unitedstatian and self-reighteous. Clothed in the tidy white garments of truth my cock is.

4:40 PM  
Anonymous narnia said...

WAIT A SECOND.

If Duffy is out of town and his comments are still working....

PARTY IN THE COMMENT SECTION?!?!

5:24 PM  
Blogger Twiddle said...

woot I am as well going on vacation .... nothing exotic tho I am going to Saskatchewan my home province. Good to hear I will not miss anything here. I really don't have enough to do at work.

6:24 PM  
Blogger concha said...

and i fucking hate you.

stay clear of the drunken biking, though. from experience i can tell you that it will send you and your iPod straight into a canal.

9:05 PM  
Anonymous writer said...

I spent some time in Amsterdam last year. Didn't see a single clog. Or a windmill. Or a cow.

9:14 PM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

I hate clogged dikes.

And Vincent said you can buy beer in movie theaters.



just sayin’

11:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can buy beer in a theater in Boise, Idaho ... in my righteous tidies.

12:55 AM  
Anonymous LisaBinDaCity said...

I am willing to bet big bucks that copyranter checks his blog while in Amsterdamn...

4:44 PM  
Anonymous aicphead said...

hey boring cunt anonymous,

that's what amsterdam is FOR. smoking weed, being free, chilling...all the things you can't do in the USA. and most places.

you are very clearly NOT a native of amsterdam or holland. they don't give a fuck. you reveal yourself by being all uptight and shit.

Lekker, lekker von Lassie!

10:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most important advice about visiting Amsterdam?

WATCH OUT FOR THE SILENT VEHICLES!!

LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING!!!

The trams are large deliverers of death that stalk the city center day and night!

The narrow streets are filled with speeding bicycles ridden by hard-leggged giants!

Nothing more dangerous than wandering the streets in a smoke or 'shroom induced daze. These mechanical beasts come out of nowhere!

OUCH!!!

2:10 PM  
Blogger Tara's World said...

Ohh take me with you~!

6:34 PM  

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