Irrefutable Evidence That GOLF is Not A Sport.
Paging through the racist, misogynist, elitist, blubbery white businessman's Bible—Golf Digest—I happened upon this ad for Polo golfwear. Nice look, Chip. These slacks are the final piece of my Truth Puzzle. The biggest piece? Any "sport" that whales like John Daly and Craig Stadler can excel at, is not a fucking sport. Here's a partial list of games and activities that are more of a "sport" than golf:
•Table Tennis•Table Hockey•Shuffleboard•Table Shuffleboard•White-Water Rafting• Pool-Water Rafting•Tiddlywinks•Mowing A Golf Course•Driving A Golf Cart•Building A Bird House•Stratego®•Eating An Artichoke•Fucking•Taking A Crap
posted by copyranter @ 8:50 AM
39 Comments:
As an addendum to your truth puzzle, I was captain of my high school golf team.
Sans pants like that, however.
Also, those smart tan gloves are perfect for strangling the housekeeper that couldn't keep the fingerprints off your grand piano.
LOL man himself
"Maybe those were stickers that came with the pants to put where you want."
I think this explains it all.
When the rich pee themselves, little heraldic crests stain their pants.
Stratego? Hell yeah. I used to put my flag right up there by the front lines thinking no one would ever guess it. I always lost. Fuckers.
did anyone notice the 'expensive car' watermark? is that on the image or in the pants?
anon: thinness of mag pages these days. but a nice effect.
West Coast says
UR A COOK.. i'll have fun golfin in those pants while u snow plow ur driveway hack!
I don't cook, anon.
FYI, POLO also makes these in a capri version for the ladies, as well as mini skirts and vests.
oh yeah, and other items for their layette collection
You want athletic? Try dodging cars in the parking lot after a charity golf outing...
Well, you said it yourself. You keep getting STUPIDER, like most of the people reading and commenting (myself excluded).
If you don't like the pants, don't wear them. Simple. Ralph Lauren probably doesn't dig your ensemble.
The pants have no bearing on a golfer's athletic ability, or in defining a golfer as an athlete.
Re: golfers not being athletes, take a look at Tiger's biceps some time. Or Carlos Villegas'. These guys would kick your tiddily-wink-playing ass.
Finally, my guess is you don't play, or if you do play, you SUCK. Otherwise, you would have noticed that the guy in the ad has his glove on the wrong fucking hand.
Which is the problem when stupid (and getting stupider) non-golf-playing advertising assholes try to do ads for golf products.
P.S. If Golf Digest is so racist, why is Tiger in every issue?
Tiger is in every issue because Golf Digest is trying to keep whitey down. Simple.
Anon: I'm guessing you don't play either, or if you do play, you SUCK. That glove is on the correct hand if you're left-handed. Leftys also wear watches on their right hand. Anyway, it's irrelevant. The point is that the pants are stupid, no matter what else is going on in that picture.
Uhhh... Do you watch professional sports?? There are whales in every game. Look at just about every lineman in football. And in baseball.....David Wells, Cecil Fielder, and BABE RUTH just to name a few. And heavywieght boxing, jeez. Look at Foreman when he beat Moorer, fat as hell.
Wow, snap on Anon!!! Way to jump on the glove but no allow for lefties.. Good idea to post anon.
Obviously this is one of the gayest guys on the planet. First, who wear a watch while golfing? Isn't that what your PDA is for? Secondly, he's wearing a fucking pink shirt. If you think you're man enough to pull of pink, well...that's not the man I want to be. Plus he's got a sweater vest on. Enough has been said about those hiddeous pants. If I dressed like that I would expect to get my ass kicked in about 99.99% of America.
CR -
Bet you never guessed your audience included the demographic on disply in these comments, did ya?
I think the only way I would ever watch golf on tv is if there were land mines on the course. BORING!
just imagine the in-house design team showing the samples to Ralph LAuren describing this product...
keywords:
cute, surprisingly fresh, L.Vitton-ish...
I tossed out
one by one
all of the many of the flippin' clubs I gave the former huzbin
they did that nice boomerang-y flip right into the lake
I hate anything that even smells of golf!
Golf rules jack-asses!
Golf rules jack-asses!
Golf rules jack-asses!
And it's sometimes in charge of mule deer too.
(It takes skill to put the little white balls in the little holes. On an abstract level it's like watching a group of circus midgets fuck.)
the pants are lame, otherwise if you don't like golf , too bad who cares, it's more of a sport than nascar, and some women also play and they don't care if you threw your ex's club's in the lake, he should throw you and hold you down until you get them all
Anonymous has made some outlandish comments. He blasted the copyranter for saying that golfers are non-athletes and then followed it up by requesting the copyranter take a look at Tiger Woods' biceps. Bicep size has nothing to do with being athletic. In fact many people are athletic without being muscle bound and vice versa.
Secondly, and I play and like golf, perhaps the copyranter is entitled to his opinion. That is a great thing about this country and the internet. If anonymous is so against the copyranter why is he reading it? Perplexing.
People have blogs to express their opinions. I enjoy reading things by people who differ in opinion because I have the opportunity to see the other side of things. If I repeatedly don't agree with someone, think they are being absurd or am offended I stop reading. Simple as that.
People who get offended and express their anger are tight asses who clearly need to find a new hobby.
those pants. so that's what happens when pajamas grow up.
Any "sport" that whales like John Daly and Craig Stadler can excel at, is not a fucking sport.
Forgetting about Babe Ruth?
i don't play golf but i like the trousers
OK, just kidding
1. Physical activity that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in competitively.
2. A particular form of this activity.
- An activity involving physical exertion and skill that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often undertaken competitively.
- An active pastime; recreation.
Therefore, golf = sport. I bet John Daly could kick your ass in any other sport, too.
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Golf Rules, and Hockey rules.
CopyRanter really wants to wear those pants. He just can't admit it to himself. He'd maybe prefer if it were a skirt though....
I agree totally. The same goes for Snooker and darts.
How can someone who weighs as much as a car and sweats prefusely from merely walking around a large table be classed as a sportsman?
At least Golf requires some level of physical activity but a sport? No!
Tiger could kick most any of your asses. You dumbfucks have never stood beside tiger woods and seen the size of his chest back and arms. Sit in your couch you potato chip eating champion and shut the fuck up!!!
you are the fucking greatest! that was the best thing ive heard in a long time. that list of things that are considered more of a sport than golf was hilarious. any faggot who tries to come back trying to be funny saying that golf is a sport and tries to act all tough, just failed. any body planning on it just dont even attempt it, cuz this guys arguement kicks alll of your's asses
fuck you dickliker
agreed.
golf is not a sport... Phil Mickelson's Man Boobs will attest to that
Wow, what a bitch. This guy is so mad about everything and everyone but himself. Sociopath much?
Golf is the ultimate game for sporting under-achievers.
For 10 reasons why 'Golf is not a Sport' go here:
http://golfisnotasport.webs.com/
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