Tuesday, May 09, 2006

"Can you hear me saying 'FUCK YOU' now?"

This annoying fucking banner has been on my hotmail homepage since yesterday, inviting me to click its mysterious undulating message. So I clicked. It leads to Verizon's fucking shopping page. What pure unabashed nonsensical evil. It makes me want to default my fucking Verizon wireless bill. Twats.
(update: moving my mouse over the ad, at the very end of a long line of gibberish lies the URL: estore.vzwshop.com
EVIL FUCKS.

8 Comments:

Blogger EVIL DISCUSSOR said...

That is evil.

Eviler than I?

Maybe even.

5:28 PM  
Blogger Rikki said...

Welcome to the future of creative concepts. The pain in my head is balanced by the weight of my wallet.

8:55 PM  
Blogger blakewest said...

Hotmail sucks. Get a gmail account. Google already owns your blog. Sheesh

11:07 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

blake, I know hotmail sucks, but it keeps the true bikini girls coming at me.

7:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't Verizon the same scummy bunch who pushed their technicians to work around the clock to bring Wall Street back online after 9/11 only to lay-off thousands at Christmas time three months later?

For this and various other reasons, Verizon tops my list of evil companies. I suggest everyone abandon Verizon Wireless and move to a VOIP phone service, like Vonage, Skype or even TWC's cable offering.

12:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I salute you for using the word twat. We don't see enough of it in the world.

11:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I KNOW VERIZON IS PART OF THE AXLE OF EVIL....FUCK YOU ,CORPORATE SATANIC, MONEY CRUBBIN PUNKS.....

11:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

> Anonymous said...
> I salute you for using the word > twat. We don't see enough of it > in the world

Hahahaha you really should visit the UK more often. It's "twat"-central over here.

10:58 AM  

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