"Can you hear me saying 'FUCK YOU' now?"
This annoying fucking banner has been on my hotmail homepage since yesterday, inviting me to click its mysterious undulating message. So I clicked. It leads to Verizon's fucking shopping page. What pure unabashed nonsensical evil. It makes me want to default my fucking Verizon wireless bill. Twats.
(update: moving my mouse over the ad, at the very end of a long line of gibberish lies the URL: estore.vzwshop.com