Blaine Bubble™ merchandising opportunities.
• The Blaine Bubble™ Limited Edition X-Mas Tree Ornament• The Blaine Bubble™ Snow Globe (includes actual water from the Bubble!)
• The Blaine Bubble™ Solitary Goldfish Aquarium (includes miniature notepad and pencil so your child can write little "Blainy" notes!)
• The Blaine Bubble™ Throw-in Fabric Softener Balls
• The Blaine Bubble™ Anal Beads, beautifully hand-carved and -painted
• New voice of Mr. Bubble
• Mr. Diet Pepsi, Brown and Bubbly
• Official icon for The Housing Bubble
etc.
(photo by the archeress)
posted by copyranter @ 8:11 AM
6 Comments:
some news commentator said they were gonna take him out, chain him up & then
"put him back in like a teabag"
so maybe Lipton's teabags could be a sponspor too?
Oxy, Noxzema, and Clearasil are fighting to sponsor getting rid of his backne.
If he dies they have a new emballming fluid -
Magic Gasp #9
If he succeeds his next trick is to make himself appear in Pamela Andersons chest...TWICE !
He's wearing pants underwater. What a prude.
make all the fun you want, but the guy has a pretty nice six-pack (or was it eight?)
David Blain Eyedrops: When a man wants to cry on national TV but he's dehydrated from living in water.
Oh, and of course, David Blain: The Douche.
Douchebag.
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