Monday, May 08, 2006

Blaine Bubble™ merchandising opportunities.

• The Blaine Bubble™ Limited Edition X-Mas Tree Ornament
• The Blaine Bubble™ Snow Globe (includes actual water from the Bubble!)
• The Blaine Bubble™ Solitary Goldfish Aquarium (includes miniature notepad and pencil so your child can write little "Blainy" notes!)
• The Blaine Bubble™ Throw-in Fabric Softener Balls
• The Blaine Bubble™ Anal Beads, beautifully hand-carved and -painted
• New voice of Mr. Bubble
• Mr. Diet Pepsi, Brown and Bubbly
• Official icon for The Housing Bubble
etc.
(photo by the archeress)

9 Comments:

Anonymous kowgurl said...

some news commentator said they were gonna take him out, chain him up & then
"put him back in like a teabag"
so maybe Lipton's teabags could be a sponspor too?

12:08 PM  
Anonymous Juancho said...

Oxy, Noxzema, and Clearasil are fighting to sponsor getting rid of his backne.

12:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he dies they have a new emballming fluid -
Magic Gasp #9

If he succeeds his next trick is to make himself appear in Pamela Andersons chest...TWICE !

12:30 PM  
Blogger The Man Himself said...

He's wearing pants underwater. What a prude.

12:47 PM  
Anonymous arch said...

make all the fun you want, but the guy has a pretty nice six-pack (or was it eight?)

5:02 PM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

Eventually--and I'm 100% serious about this--this guy is going to kill himself during a stunt. And then he will become more of a douchebag because he will be a "martyr" for his "art."

DOUCHEBAG!! DOUCHEBAG!! I hate this guy because evidently he's REALLY GOOD LOOKING and if I met him I'd probably fall for him because I'm a stupid chick and my body works against me sometimes!!! I hate it!!!

7:42 PM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

David Blaine: Performance Martyst. I like that. “...he died doing what he loved."

Another promotional tie-in: Trojan sponsors the Blain-ProMax® Condom for 12.

8:13 PM  
Blogger Corey said...

What about the Blaine / Rid-X / Lysol / any type of cleaner relationship. He was living in his filth for days onend. NASTY!

1:42 PM  
Blogger Kitty Laverne said...

David Blain Eyedrops: When a man wants to cry on national TV but he's dehydrated from living in water.

Oh, and of course, David Blain: The Douche.

Douchebag.

8:45 PM  

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