Tuesday, May 02, 2006

WHAT???

No ALLEY?
Bowlmor Lanes has apparently become an indoor cricket field. Either that, or this is the most blatantly untruthful bowling alley ad in the history of bowling alley ads. It's like a wink without an eye.

Update: OHHH! IT'S HIPSTER IRONY! HAHAHAHHAHA!!! LET'S GO BOWLING WEARING BOWLING SHIRTS WITH OUR NAMES ON THEM!












previously:

The Bowlmor Girls. Now With Zero Bowling.

15 Comments:

Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

Cricket, or it looks like the idea is that you run around and pick up as many pins as possible before they shoot your pic for an ad.

9:23 AM  
Anonymous Bowling with No Panties said...

Sexual subtext of this message contrived to make one want to go bowling:

"Oh, I am so petite and you caught me in the act! See my tremulous yet insouciant fear? Yes! I am stealing bowling pins because I am greedy! Greedy girls crave the penis! See how I can barely hold them all? It's because I am so small and your penis will IMPRESS ME! It is also because you need to imagine that I can barely hold all my clothes on. Please, please, take me bowling. Show me how heavy your balls are that will KNOCK down my pins!! Please!"

11:54 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

MTLB & BWNP: you guys are slaying me.

1:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You will do your readers a great service if you would pretty please comment on those Apple ads now appearing on www.apple.com and no I don't work for Apple.

3:20 PM  
Blogger Scamp said...

I went to this place last year when we were doing a shoot in NYC.

It was cool. They have music and everything.

Me and the other Brits took on some Yanks from the crew - and we won! We were so excited.

Then someone pointed out we beat Hair & Make-Up.

3:55 PM  
Blogger Kona said...

Yeah...I still don't get it.

4:22 PM  
Blogger donsky said...

i'm currently organizing a campaign to blow up williamsburg, or at least build a giant fence around it, in order to prevent more businesses catering to hipsters from invading our fair island.

5:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also comment on those Folgers-manhole cover ads and no I do not work for Folgers.

6:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Given the deer in the headlights look she's obviously stealing, so "No pins." makes more sense than "No alley."

OR - maybe the point is she's craving pins which we substitute with penis because it's only one letter away from the correct answer in a Jumble.

But if that were the case wouldn't the association be more clear by showing the waif with the same look on her face but in cut-offs and high heels straddled atop a single pin with four or five more pins around her head poking in from the sides?

Damb ad people. Always tryuing to make things so damb hard.

6:30 PM  
Blogger idonothingallday said...

bowlmor has come a long way...

i remember having bowling birthday parties in that joint back in the early-mid 80's

then again, i also had roller skating parties at the Roxy but at that age I had no clue what went on there during weekend nights.

10:45 PM  
Blogger Rikki said...

not a clue what this is about. So out of the loop.

4:20 AM  
Anonymous LisaBinDaCity said...

Got to love that hipster irony.

8:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe VIP customers get to do her in the alley.

12:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe it is not cricket they are turning to, but skittles, the ancient game of ninepins played out on grass by the Tories back in colonial days on the ol' bowling green down on Bowling Green when it actually was a bowling green.

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it a coincendence that the woman in the ad resmebles Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas?

4:40 PM  

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