Friday, April 21, 2006

Law Firm Issued Nitwit Writ.

From Wikipedia: A giraffe's heart has to generate around double the normal blood pressure for a large mammal in order to maintain blood flow to the brain. Male giraffes determine female fertility by tasting the female's urine. Giraffes are thought to be mute.
Stupid piss-drinking speechless animal. Good correlation choice, Dykema.

(scanned from Wall Street Journal)

7 Comments:

Anonymous Ben Popken said...

un un un, dyke dyke dyke.

8:50 AM  
Anonymous Von K said...

All that work convincing the lawers to NOT put their heads in the ad and this is what they have to show for it.

uncommonly ad-looking ad for a law firm = still an ad for a law firm. Wouldn't work on me...

9:23 AM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

Dykema - Our lawyers are really fucking tall.

10:19 AM  
Anonymous word pimp said...

This just in—actually, the tall beasts do communicate on a low frequency humans and copywriters or lawyers, for that matter, can't hear. PREDICKTION: I think we'll see piss sampling for humans gush into the "mainstream" in the next 10 years.

10:56 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Predicktion...mainstream...you ARE a word pimp.

11:08 AM  
Anonymous word pimp said...

it's better a better name than "copycunt."

3:16 PM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

I hired Dykema when the Ojibwa Native Americans took all my money. I'm all, "bitch! get off of me." And he's all mouthing silently.

1:52 PM  

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