Law Firm Issued Nitwit Writ.
From Wikipedia: A giraffe's heart has to generate around double the normal blood pressure for a large mammal in order to maintain blood flow to the brain. Male giraffes determine female fertility by tasting the female's urine. Giraffes are thought to be mute.
Stupid piss-drinking speechless animal. Good correlation choice, Dykema.
(scanned from Wall Street Journal)