Law Firm Issued Nitwit Writ.
From Wikipedia: A giraffe's heart has to generate around double the normal blood pressure for a large mammal in order to maintain blood flow to the brain. Male giraffes determine female fertility by tasting the female's urine. Giraffes are thought to be mute.Stupid piss-drinking speechless animal. Good correlation choice, Dykema.
(scanned from Wall Street Journal)
posted by copyranter @ 8:11 AM
5 Comments:
un un un, dyke dyke dyke.
All that work convincing the lawers to NOT put their heads in the ad and this is what they have to show for it.
uncommonly ad-looking ad for a law firm = still an ad for a law firm. Wouldn't work on me...
This just in—actually, the tall beasts do communicate on a low frequency humans and copywriters or lawyers, for that matter, can't hear. PREDICKTION: I think we'll see piss sampling for humans gush into the "mainstream" in the next 10 years.
Predicktion...mainstream...you ARE a word pimp.
it's better a better name than "copycunt."
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