The Bowlmor Girls. Now With Zero Bowling.
The Girls, judging by the latest ad (right), have given up on the warped alleys (Blondie’s secretions, left, couldn’t have helped) at “hip” Bowlmor Lanes and slipped into the men’s room to await a Stroke or an Interpol to come in and take a pee-pee. I’ve pissed a few times in that men’s room and while it’s not CBGB disgusting, I definitely would not sit on the floor. Being a transplanted white-trash hillbilly, I’ve never gotten the NYC Bowling For Irony phenomenon. But then Bowlmor, unlike Port Authority's superior Leisure Time Lanes, hasn’t been about actual bowling for about 10 years. The Girls are a mere block from the L, Billyburgers. Y'all, of course, already knew that.
(A very local New York City post. Apologies to my national, international, intergalactic readers.)