Friday, February 17, 2006

The drunken conversation is waiting.

Grand Marnier is now sponsoring conversation — one would assume while one is drinking some GM after dinner…which more than probably will have been preceded by drinking during dinner…and quite possibly drinking before dinner. Let’s listen in:
MAN: "Do you think people in Red states wear red more than people in Blue states?"
WOMAN: "What the hell are you talking about?"
MAN: "No, listen. How do you think Republican states became Red states, maybe because they both begin with an 'R'? Cause, (long pause) you know, Elephants and Donkeys are both kinda gray, so they couldn't make all the states gray, and..." (nods off)
(ad appeared in the Atlantic monthly)

9 Comments:

Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

Man: "How come I never think about shit like this when I have a beer?"

11:31 AM  
Anonymous Jumper Bailey said...

I love it! "Let's get drunk and engage in public discourse." (The conversation is waiting, and it's waiting inside the bottle.)

Of course, given the current level of public discourse, a little hooch might not hurt matters.

Dr. Scholl's could get on the bandwagon with a gellish-looking map of the red and blue states and pose the question: "Why aren't we gellin'?"

True could join in with an ad featuring two models (one in blue swimsuit, one on a red one) and the headline "You Decide!"

The possibilities are endless.

12:07 PM  
Blogger concha said...

and i used to like grand marnier so much. fuck. i guess it's back to mai tais. blech.

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this post is boring

1:26 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

So's your sex life, anon.

1:32 PM  
Anonymous benb said...

Am I drunk, or just cliche and shallow?

or Cointreauversial?

1:54 PM  
Blogger David said...

Conversations about America - Brought to you by a French Liqueur.

Or "Freedom Booze," as we call them frenchie liqueurs here.

2:23 PM  
Anonymous Bridget Jonesing said...

Oh yeah, any adult child of an alcoholic can tell you just how stimulating those late-night drunken discussions can be.

7:58 PM  
Anonymous xxnemaruxx said...

hehehehehe. wow.
i've seen something happen like this except it was about god and girls. don't ask me to explain.
the guy was drunk at a hockey game and was talking about God and girls.
jeez.

9:51 PM  

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