Wednesday, February 15, 2006



A challenge for sure: how to ever-so-gently address the super-sensitive topic of embarrassing, ego-crushing erectile dysfunction within an online banner ad. This would be my approach:

HEY PAL, DOES YOUR DICK SUCK?


(I guarantee you it would get more click-throughs than the above thing. Look at the look on the woman’s face (click image)—she looks like she’s watching a sparrow eating birdseed on the windowsill.).

6 Comments:

Blogger The Assimilated Negro said...

I hope that's what you looked like after using that whole bag of condoms last night...

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stick to the original ad commentary approach, copyranter. You are getting off track here.

Keep up the good work. I read very very few blogs and yours in on top of mylist, as long as it is worth reading, that is..

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous is an asshole. The anonymous above this anonymous, that is.

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All anonymouses are asshole.

love,
anonymous

2:19 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

I am also an asshole. so there.

3:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least anonymouses are honest. Everyone should post anonymously, that way there would be less servile flattery in the blogosphere...the ass kissing gets out of control. I love all anonies. Even if they're assholes.

9:03 PM  

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