eau de ASS
OK. WHO was the first dickhead to green-light these "masculine" versions of what should have FOREVER remained feminine body sprays? This isn’t metrosexuality. This is a fucking stupid idiotic retarded product for fucking stupid idiotic retarded men. Even if your body secretions happen to smell like beer farts or pond scum: Beer Farts + Old Spice Body Spray = Merchant Ship With a Hold Full of Shit & Yeast; or, Pond Scum + Old Spice Body Spray = Dead Rotting Sailor Who Fucked a Five Dollar Whore. Which brings me to this whole Body Spray = You’ll Get Laid benefit—YES! It works. I encourage ALL you single NYC hetero men to buy these products and spray them liberally all over your mooky bodies within all your cracks and crevices because I have scientific Beta-study double-blind information that proves you’ll have women tugging gently on your spicy-smelling dicks damn near immediately—or your money back.
posted by copyranter @ 1:45 PM
8 Comments:
It's your gentle touch that inspires me so.
Body spray banned from N.B. school.
Seems like the marketing works, at least in Canada.
johnny said the old band was getting together ...
ahh finally! the good old ranter style to jump start Feb.
It's only gonna make you angrier that Adrants posted (yesterday)a link to a spot from the UK with Ben Affleck, plugging...guess what?
Please don't judge (me) - I thought it was kinda clever. I even posted about it.
jordan, some of the Axe stuff is somewhat clever. my problem is with the product itself, and marketing it as a turn-on. Most Women hate this crap.
And how could I bring myself to judge such a goddamn good-looking man like yourself?
I have tears in my eyes, cr.
But then again, it might be because I accidentally sprayed some Old Spice body spray in my eye, you cheeky bugger.
I knew it was only a matter of time before someone made fun of that pic. My secret: Axe shower gel.
Brilliant. I say Bravo!!
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