Thursday, January 19, 2006

The only celebrity endorsement I've ever liked.



Waterston + Waterhouse=everybody remembers the advertiser. Umm, DUH?!? OK 5th graders—who can think of some more famous people and products that would go together?
BILLY: George Bush + Bush's Baked Beans? (Billy farts)
(class laughs)
SALLY: Paris Hilton + Hilton Hotels?
RUSSELL: Hilary Duff + Duff Beer?
JIMMY: Vin Diesel + Diesel?
(class murmurs approval)
EVAN: Tori Spelling + Education?
(class laughs)
MOLLY: Jake Gyllenhaal + U-haul?
COPYRANTER
: Lucy Lawless + a local Bail Bonds Agency?
GEORGINA
(reads 8th grade level): Dennis Miller + Summer's Eve...

(thank you, most recent issue of OK!)

7 Comments:

Anonymous shadow said...

just misread the headline to:

"The only celelberity endorsement I've ever killed"

3:29 PM  
Anonymous shadow said...

pardon my dyslexia

3:30 PM  
Blogger spinachdip said...

Copyranter's taking post ideas from Family Circus?

3:51 PM  
Blogger David said...

I thought the top picture was part three in your Copyranter Revealed (tm) Post: Yesteryear, Yesterday, and Tomorrow.

6:33 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

I do have Sam's nose and eyebrows.

8:13 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

And spinachdip, I set my brain a couple notches lower than Family Circus to get my best ideas. This is why most Ivy Leaguers fail as copywriters. That's a fact.

9:34 AM  
Anonymous PetroleumJelliffe said...

Miller should do Massengil instead. At least it would have some alliteration.

9:34 PM  

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