MY MOSTEST WORSTEST HEADLINE OF 2005.
Why stop there? This boffo borrowed-interest concept has legs like a caterpillar, baby.• You Balance Your Head on Your Neck. What About Your Portfolio?
• You Balance Your Senses of Dread and Optimism. What About Your Portfolio?
• You Balance the Ashtray on Your Lover's Smooth Taut Ass While Toking and Plowing Her/His Bunghole and Slapping His/Her Sweet Cheeks. What About Your Portfolio?
posted by copyranter @ 8:06 AM
7 Comments:
You balanced a beer on her head while she, er, "defrosted your zipper." What about your portfolio?
Imagine you were a garage - hell, you could flip that baby easy as: 'You balance your portfolio. What about your tires?' That's what we call a 2-for-1, right there.
You should show more of the crap you write.
yes, readers not familiar with design. as elmachino points out, to perfectly cut an ad in half is a first-thing-you-learn-in-design-school no-no.
This tires-portfolio parallel is pure genius. I mean, if you do it to your tires, why would you do it to your portfolio?
You rotate your tires. What about your portfolio?
You inflate your tires. What about your portfolio?
You change your tires. What about your portfolio?
You kick your tires. What about your portfolio?
You put chains on your tires. What about your portfolio?
Also, put your headline in all caps when in doubt.
Oh god... I love you. :-)
Let's return to the question at hand...
What about you minding your own business?
How's about you kiss my ass?
You kiss your CD with that keyboard?
What about it?
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