MY MOSTEST WORSTEST HEADLINE OF 2005.
Why stop there? This boffo borrowed-interest concept has legs like a caterpillar, baby.
• You Balance Your Head on Your Neck. What About Your Portfolio?
• You Balance Your Senses of Dread and Optimism. What About Your Portfolio?
• You Balance the Ashtray on Your Lover's Smooth Taut Ass While Toking and Plowing Her/His Bunghole and Slapping His/Her Sweet Cheeks. What About Your Portfolio?