"On the 7th Evil day of X-mas..."
"Hark,the
Hairy
"Actor"
"Sings"..."
posted by copyranter @ 4:01 PM
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13 Comments:
best one to date.
no doubt!
This reminds me of this gossip blog that recently held a contest for the best cheesy celebrity Hasselhoff-esque photo:
http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=2876
Dude...is the cd even legal?
You are officialy out of ideas and just the start of your blog you jumped the shark...
I'm sure your CD is now looking for someone to replace you as I write this.
Please update your resume and forward to Leo Burnett for quick consideration.
That's IT, anonymous, you're on my SHIT LIST, right behind all the other anonymouseses...
Dear copyranter,
On second thought Leo Burnett is too much a move up the ladder for you,if you speak as good as you write no one hears you.
Leo Burnett is seeking some help in their mailroom,check it out,it's a great way to get into the agency game!
Love & Kisses
so Leo Burnett...in, what?—a billion years—they've done one good campaign--Altoids. End of list.
besides, I'm actually already a CD and make even more money than "ridiculous." I put copywriter because nobody outside this idiotic biz understands what "Creative Director" means.
I love you, too. thanks for reading my stupid expensive words.
It's a schtick. I do get angry, but that fakish anger is the msot creative thing I do on a daily basis. And, I'd say some of both re: your last point.
OK, I gotta go do...something else.
Dear copyranter...aka
"Creative Director"
OK bigshot,show us your stuff...
Start with your most creative copy/headlines,etc.and move down from there,let us be the judge how great you are or not!
Actually the Altoids campaign ran its course years ago and got even lamer once Stephan P.left 35 West Wacker Drive,but let's see how Wrigley/DDB/OMD screws it up...
Love & Kisses
gosh anon, after all these wonder-filled months of blogging, you're the first who's asked to see my book.
no.
you want to hire me freelance? you can see my book. I'll tell you this: because we're a small place, I see a lot of the supposed "top" freelance books, and well, mine is better than most. not all. but most.
now go away. as I've said before here, this is a blog for non adpeople. go back to adfreak and adpulp, insider.
Dear "CD",
Excuse me!
Nowhere on your site does it say anything about it being for "non adpeople" (is that even a word).
You set yourself up as soon as you launched this site and opened yourself to everyone with an opinion about the industry or the lameness of advertising creative,(including yours).
I could care less about your "book",just wanted to see if you have actually written/created anything interesting.
Now you go away,mook!
Love & Kisses
Is it too late to say I thought Knight Rider was kinda um lame?
I don't want to get in the the middle of the line of fire here...
DH had the most ill-timed live pay-per-view concert in history.
live from atlantic city: d. hasselhoff esq.
live from a freeway in LA: OJ Simpson and Al Cowlings!
he has suffered enough!
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