Tuesday, December 20, 2005

The Headline/Visual Disconnect.

Innocuously sweet seasonal message? Awkwardly meet sexually fucked-up scene.
MATT: (my cock is sooo fucking rigid. And Betty’s mouth is RIGHT THURR.)
BETTY: (Watch that hand Tiger, I mean, “Tigre” and get your dick outta my ear.)
ANNE: (My Tits are bigger, and I’m a fucking Blonde who SWALLOWS!!!)

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahahahaha.
Your comments just cracked me up.
You perv.
Love,
Mom

10:41 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

My mom has never in her sweet life used the phrase "cracked me up" nor a computer.

11:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anyone else here getting the feeling that copyranter has got an oral sex fixation? or is it all men?

12:15 PM  
Blogger Angelina said...

"get your dick outta my ear"?!?

jesus, if I had a nickel for everytime I said that, it'd be le tigre sweaters for everyone!

5:17 PM  
Blogger PShizzo said...

I SAW that ad and wondered WTF was going on...

thanks for clearing that up for me.

5:34 PM  
Anonymous dealer said...

Matt and Betty are actually conjoined twins. They're in Soho House by the looks of things, and Matt's just said he needs to go to the restroom. Betty's puzzled expression stems from suicidal self-disgust at her own excitement. Anne thinks it's xmas.

6:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She just REALLY wants to win LeTigre's hottest college girl in America contest. Wait, too late...

3:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

copyranter--i still love your ass.

11:28 AM  

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