TRUMP SUPER PREMIUM VODKA TAGLINES
Donald J. Trump contacted the copyranter with the assignment of coming up with some distinctive taglines for his new vodka. After he wired me 5 mil, this is the list I emailed him:
TRUMP SUPER PREMIUM VODKA
•He that drinks of my Vodka will have everlasting hair.
•Nothing goes better with a Bump than Trump.
•The Best Vodkas Are Tasteless.
(OK, this was very childish, even for me. I blame Santa).