TRUMP SUPER PREMIUM VODKA TAGLINES
Donald J. Trump contacted the copyranter with the assignment of coming up with some distinctive taglines for his new vodka. After he wired me 5 mil, this is the list I emailed him:TRUMP SUPER PREMIUM VODKA
•He that drinks of my Vodka will have everlasting hair.
•Absolute™ Trump®©.
•Nothing goes better with a Bump than Trump.
•The Best Vodkas Are Tasteless.
(OK, this was very childish, even for me. I blame Santa).
posted by copyranter @ 12:25 PM
4 Comments:
What gives? You removed some of the most intriguing options.
you're right anon. I thought they were too much "dick jokey", and we certainly don't need another gorillamask or college humor...here they are again:
•Take Me In Your Mouth.
•I jerk off into every bottle.
•Taste My Spunk.
Kudos for avoiding the obvious pole smoking angle in your commentary.
Since we're going with list format:
1. Is Mr. Trump really doing a funnel, and if so of what? Last I heard he doesn't drink alcohol.
2. Forget clever copy (sorry copyranter) - this is exactly where a .30 spot can advance the brand. Just get someone visibly smashed and have him/her stumble around with a bottle of Trump and a cigarette telling people they're fired. The possibilities for setting and additional characters are vitually endless.
3. Tag line concept: Eventhough you can't be Trump, you can sure feel like him.
Hangovers for Comb-Overs.
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