So close, you can SMELL it.
First it was Tit Cleavage. Now it’s Clit Cleavage (click image for the near upskirt). Poor Dr. LoveDaddy of eharmony, Neil Clark Warren, has probably already tracked down this poor misguided model to tell her real TRUE love can only be found by filling out 4,000 question questionnaires, listening to a 12-CD set about relationships, and paying premium fees.
posted by copyranter @ 3:46 PM
6 Comments:
Look at that. Mere SECONDS after I posted this heathenish blurb, it appears as if Jebus himself has commented on it.
Either that, or...is that you Dr. eharmony, you sly freaky fox?
Nothing says Christianity (tm) like veritable scratch-n-sniff shots of some strippers' box.
Only the penitent man will pass.
True makes my duck hard.
No girls, but definitely a hard duck.
Copyranter: You are making me wet with your snarkicisms.
P.S. Women wear capri pants because they think they look like Audrey Hepburn in them.
The truly scary part of these personal ad sites are the people who advertise on them. (Yes, it's a cliche, but true). Ladies, if you could see the fat-fuck Philistine (with neck roll of chub) at work that surfs them all day, you'd never post to them again!
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