On online dating advertising
Here, you have the two extremes: True—with the “Stick Your Dick Here” come ons; and eHarmony’s freaky Dr. Neil Clark Warren (I don’t trust people with two first names, let alone three) basically guaranteeing you’ll meet your “soulmate.” BWAAHAAHAA! I think “stalemate" is much more likely.Dr Neil, is all handsy-on, cuddling you through the cold online process with his 400 plus questions and 12-CD Coaching Series™. TWELVE CDs. You GOTTA be fucking kidding me. Will he also fluff me? This is the biggest scam since “come back to my cave and see my drawings.”
Meanwhile, on True, it’s tit-fucking.
id vs. superego. dick vs. soul. fake tits vs. false advertising.
Where the hell’s my bottle?
posted by copyranter @ 11:13 AM
15 Comments:
Cr
That evangelistic guy scares me, he must have a secret necklace that spells out slave in diamonds scare me, boo! btw, what's fluff?
oh7
o honey ohoney,
type in "fluffer" on google.
eharmony gives me the creeps as does Dr. Neil, (PhD or real doc?) What he also neglects to mention is that it is a predominantly christian based dating site. Several friends signed up and eharmony wanted so much info it was downright scary. And after that still no good dates for my very cute, fun friends!
Ewwwww.
Copyranter:
I be shock-ed. SHOCKED! Where do you ahem-come up w/ this stuff,
stop making me laugh
stop it
Miss o
this is funny and "true"
but True definitely wins here. In a pinch (say you're browser gets locked on Hotmail for two days straight) those ads can still have utilitarian value.
You're shit out of luck with Dr. Paul Steven Gregg.
Well, unless you're an 80-year old white female.
We need a hip hop version. Have the rapper pouring his beer all over a thonged-up ass.
"Belong To Be-Thong" dot com
hmmm... maybe not. but cut me some slack, it's a comment.
By the way I shout you out again on TAN. I'm going to kill myself during Ad Week next year and get a little posthumous buzz going.
gak. old man fluffer?
i think he works for the government. they need to make him the next character that appears on Lost. that'd be hot.
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copyranter
Yeah, those true advertisements make my skin crawl. What woman would want to be represented to a sea of single men by closeups of tits? I sure don't. I have complained a few times. Hey, if more women/men would say somethin, maybe people would stop objectifying women in every way possible!!!
I always tried to avoid eharmony, never did understand why they became so hot?
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Regards,
David
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kisscafe.com is a pretty cool dating site. They're all about protecting the environment.
It's an honest site. No people with fake profiles, eHarmony’s freaky Dr. Neil Clark Warren or other crap. Just an honest dating site. And it's free. That's where I go for dates.
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