REAL MEN DON'T ATTEND AD CONFERENCES
So the important Advertising Week NYC conference I’m not attending right at this minute is: Metros vs. Retros: Are Marketers Missing Real Men?A Google search of “Metrosexual” reveals mostly pics of David Beckham. This research took 0.09 seconds and will be more valuable than the findings of this irrelevant 2-hour circle jerk.
It's that simple, advertisers—sell to David Beckham. I’ll provide you with a white paper copy of this report for $20,000.
Surprisingly, no Donnie Deutsch on the panel. He’s probably in the audience wearing a medium black t-shirt with his fresh-off-some-lunchtime-curls arms folded across his chest.
posted by copyranter @ 3:07 PM
8 Comments:
Cr,
Now you're all over Bex?
He digs brunettes.
So what's the problema?
oh7
You can't argue with the google.
Brunettes rock, btw.
Move it to mpls NOW
I'm gagging here.
Never been bored B4r
bored silly
oh7
sorry, only one today. the rest of the conferences bored me.
you want more—wire me cash.
Is Advertising Week responsible for clogging up the traffic today? It took me forever to get across town!
Funny I don't think metrosexual when I think of David Beckham. More like overrated cheating dawg ;-)
Cr,
Not here!!a line from Mona Lisa re handing over cash to the wrong person @ the wrong-est possible time.
smashed on JWBlue probly shlurrin the msg dollbaby
still wanna a peek in the gimme goodie bag...
is there any hip hop stuff going on for adweek?
comment 1:
i used to have a boss just like Donnie.
ugh, it was disgusting....(shivers) there's too many CD's out there like that...
comment 2:
haha a.n.
comment 3:
ooh, nevermind. wait, not nevermind. Sometimes i wonder if Posh puts Becks up to the whole Metro thing. To help out her....uh, "image". and well, someone has to bring home the bacon in the Beckham family, and it's not gonna be her.
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