REAL MEN DON'T ATTEND AD CONFERENCES
So the important Advertising Week NYC conference I’m not attending right at this minute is: Metros vs. Retros: Are Marketers Missing Real Men?
A Google search of “Metrosexual” reveals mostly pics of David Beckham. This research took 0.09 seconds and will be more valuable than the findings of this irrelevant 2-hour circle jerk.
It's that simple, advertisers—sell to David Beckham. I’ll provide you with a white paper copy of this report for $20,000.
Surprisingly, no Donnie Deutsch on the panel. He’s probably in the audience wearing a medium black t-shirt with his fresh-off-some-lunchtime-curls arms folded across his chest.