Wednesday, September 28, 2005

REAL MEN DON'T ATTEND AD CONFERENCES

So the important Advertising Week NYC conference I’m not attending right at this minute is: Metros vs. Retros: Are Marketers Missing Real Men?
A Google search of “Metrosexual” reveals mostly pics of David Beckham. This research took 0.09 seconds and will be more valuable than the findings of this irrelevant 2-hour circle jerk.
It's that simple, advertisers—sell to David Beckham. I’ll provide you with a white paper copy of this report for $20,000.
Surprisingly, no Donnie Deutsch on the panel. He’s probably in the audience wearing a medium black t-shirt with his fresh-off-some-lunchtime-curls arms folded across his chest.

10 Comments:

Blogger ohoney said...

Cr,
Now you're all over Bex?

He digs brunettes.

So what's the problema?

oh7

4:11 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

You can't argue with the google.

Brunettes rock, btw.

4:32 PM  
Blogger ohoney said...

Move it to mpls NOW
I'm gagging here.
Never been bored B4r
bored silly

oh7

4:59 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

sorry, only one today. the rest of the conferences bored me.

you want more—wire me cash.

5:24 PM  
Blogger LisaBinDaCity said...

Is Advertising Week responsible for clogging up the traffic today? It took me forever to get across town!

Funny I don't think metrosexual when I think of David Beckham. More like overrated cheating dawg ;-)

7:46 PM  
Blogger ohoney said...

Cr,
Not here!!a line from Mona Lisa re handing over cash to the wrong person @ the wrong-est possible time.

smashed on JWBlue probly shlurrin the msg dollbaby

still wanna a peek in the gimme goodie bag...

10:47 PM  
Blogger The Assimilated Negro said...

is there any hip hop stuff going on for adweek?

2:14 AM  
Anonymous dahlia said...

comment 1:

i used to have a boss just like Donnie.
ugh, it was disgusting....(shivers) there's too many CD's out there like that...

comment 2:

haha a.n.

comment 3:

ooh, nevermind. wait, not nevermind. Sometimes i wonder if Posh puts Becks up to the whole Metro thing. To help out her....uh, "image". and well, someone has to bring home the bacon in the Beckham family, and it's not gonna be her.

2:27 PM  
Blogger Belle said...

What's this fascination with Donnie Deutsch?! He's my cousin's best friend, be careful what you write!

6:14 AM  
Blogger Veronica said...

ooh...donnie deutsch threats.

10:36 AM  

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