Advertising Week NYC

As the city's level of douchbags with less-than-fresh ideas swells, I will be posting multiple daily updates without actually attending one single event.

If you're near Times Square today, go check out the "Procession of Great Icons", including the GEICO Gecko and Colombian Coffee's Juan Valdez.

If you see Honda's "Mr. Opportunity", give him an opportunistic knock in the balls for me.