SEND ME TIPS: copyranter(at)gmail(dot)com
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
8 Comments:
i just saw this online (CNN video) again this morning. i ignored it the first few times on TV, but i couldn't help but stare at it today and wonder who thought it was a good idea.
i would rather be forced to view some retarded car dealership owner push his kids in front of the camera while he yells at the top of his voice.
i agree. i think honda makes good cars even though their transmissions go after like [x] miles ([x] is a number that i forget right now even though my mom's honda and my honda went at exactly the same mileage) and their gas pedals are fucking sticky. but, man: they make shitty ads. at least recently.
Thank you. I was looking for a picture of this asshole and came across your site.
I hate this guy so much and then I get hate myself because I'm hating a cartoon. I'm lifting your picture of him because I have to let everyone know as well, that he sucks.
Thank you for showing the world the supreme suckiness of Mr. opportunity. he sucks, and anything that puts him down is the right thing to do. He is the most annoying spokes-toon to ever exist, even more than that cereal-addicted, coo koo for cocoa puffs bird.
Jesus! You guys need to save up and buy a life. It's a FREAKIN' CARTOON! Take a breath, get outta yer parents basement and go meet a girl...or guy.
Hi. I was wondering why everyone seems to hate this guy but nobody seems to hate or dislike erin esurance. In fact, she's the object of many 'man fantasies'. I thought maybe this guy was her equal. Oh, I don't hate him or like him; I just either switch the channel, fast forward the program, or turn off the TV... ;)
Erin esurance may be a good looking cartoon, but I fucking HATE those commercials, almost as much as Mr. Opportunity
I can't believe a CD would actually let that shite have breath. Mr. O? Singing opera with a tear in his eye? Please! Just bring back Ricardo Montoblan and tout the Corinthian leather. Which agency is responsible for this?
Post a Comment
<< Home