Thursday, August 25, 2005

“I’M MR. OPPORTUNITY AND I’M A FUCKIING DICK.”


I thought I hated Snuggle. I was wrong. This douchebag spokes-toon is the most annoying ad icon ever. And he’s not even effective—I thought he was hawking Nissan deals. Fucking TWAT.

8 Comments:

Anonymous muntz said...

i just saw this online (CNN video) again this morning. i ignored it the first few times on TV, but i couldn't help but stare at it today and wonder who thought it was a good idea.

i would rather be forced to view some retarded car dealership owner push his kids in front of the camera while he yells at the top of his voice.

9:45 AM  
Anonymous byron sportspickle said...

i agree. i think honda makes good cars even though their transmissions go after like [x] miles ([x] is a number that i forget right now even though my mom's honda and my honda went at exactly the same mileage) and their gas pedals are fucking sticky. but, man: they make shitty ads. at least recently.

2:39 AM  
Blogger newbluebaby said...

Thank you. I was looking for a picture of this asshole and came across your site.

I hate this guy so much and then I get hate myself because I'm hating a cartoon. I'm lifting your picture of him because I have to let everyone know as well, that he sucks.

6:32 PM  
Anonymous matt the hater of mr opportunity said...

Thank you for showing the world the supreme suckiness of Mr. opportunity. he sucks, and anything that puts him down is the right thing to do. He is the most annoying spokes-toon to ever exist, even more than that cereal-addicted, coo koo for cocoa puffs bird.

7:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus! You guys need to save up and buy a life. It's a FREAKIN' CARTOON! Take a breath, get outta yer parents basement and go meet a girl...or guy.

2:10 AM  
OpenID youyaktoomuch said...

Hi. I was wondering why everyone seems to hate this guy but nobody seems to hate or dislike erin esurance. In fact, she's the object of many 'man fantasies'. I thought maybe this guy was her equal. Oh, I don't hate him or like him; I just either switch the channel, fast forward the program, or turn off the TV... ;)

7:50 PM  
Blogger Mystery Douchebag Theater said...

Erin esurance may be a good looking cartoon, but I fucking HATE those commercials, almost as much as Mr. Opportunity

8:21 PM  
Anonymous Death to Mr. Whipple said...

I can't believe a CD would actually let that shite have breath. Mr. O? Singing opera with a tear in his eye? Please! Just bring back Ricardo Montoblan and tout the Corinthian leather. Which agency is responsible for this?

1:36 PM  

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