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Which means it’s time for the most interesting thing I found all week while looking through thousands of images for some pitch or campaign.
posted by copyranter @ 9:32 AM
4 Comments:
Ha! Pure genius.
That's really good! I wish i could say it ten times fast.
That's much catchier than the "Vinnie Barbarino Stanford-Binet Personality Test" -- which I suppose is why the VBS-BBPT never really caught on. That and the fact that Travolta's Thetan buddies put the kibosh on it.
Oh crap. You're one of those copywriters who leafs through other people's work to make yours work?
How galling.
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