HUCKSTERS TO END MIDDLE EAST VIOLENCE

Right now, PBS's Charlie Rose and Publicis CEO Maurice Levy are at the New York Society for Ethical Culture Concert Hall (2 W. 64th Street) about to go one-on-one on the future of advertising, including how "Madison Ave. can contribute to peace in the Middle East (what?)."

Rose (right) is there because he, you know, knows everything there is to know about everything. Levy, head of the biggest clusterfuck of ad agencies in the world, is there probably because he paid somebody off.

As far as an Everybody Stop Fighting In The Middle East print ad...hmm...I definitely would include a coupon for a free bruchure.