I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 17 years, all at the same ad agency. copyranter is updated at least twice every week day. SEND ME TIPS: copyranter(at)gmail(dot)com
I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, advertising people, PR people, marketing people, salespeople, real estate people, journalists, lawyers, doctors, Streeters, i-bankers, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, video games, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Carson Daly, the Hamptons, Hoboken, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, Candace Bushnell, Amy Sohn, Don DeLillo, Chuck Klosterman, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Jason Binn, men named Jack, Dr. Phil, Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
posted by copyranter @ 10:10 AM
4 Comments:
don't even want to know what kind of man on man action went down to result in this sort of "big ups"....tho' might like to watch next time around.
just sayin'.
ok, it's time for my medication.
damn yo. didn't know you were going to blow up the profile pic and all that.
if I don't get some bloupies now, I must be gay.
or a non-assimilated negro.
on a side note, I'm telling 50 about your Gawk comment, so you might want to make this your last post before heading back to Vienna
holla!
He didn't sound threatening but you kind of did...
"Go There Now"
Dang Copyranter.
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