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'ranter cat (Zippy the Pinhead) shows the form that won her first place in the "Best Impersonation of a Turtle in Trouble" category at last month's Cat Championship. Idiot.
posted by copyranter @ 2:46 PM
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Wednesday, November 02, 2005
'ranter cat (Zippy the Pinhead) shows the form that won her first place in the "Best Impersonation of a Turtle in Trouble" category at last month's Cat Championship. Idiot.
7 Comments:
AWWW Zippy is a cutie! What a fluffball.
I'm guessing she wants her tummy rubbed?
Gay.
Totally, totally gay.
Will she want to borrow my bedhead??
I'm Rubber
You're Glue
Anything You Say
Shut The Fuck Up.
we've found copyranter's tragic flaw. he's a cat person.
there ya go veronica. the smarter, hotter veronica has spoken.
seriously. that's a trump card if I ever saw one.
maybe the other veronica wants to up the ante?
CR - the siamese is enough pussy for you, you need to send some of these ladies my way.
no way TAN. once a woman goes melanin, she never goes back.
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