This had to just plain LICK.
Conference held in my building this week FOR 2 FULL FUCKING DAYS.Some imagined events:
• Pre-gummed flaps: innovation or folly?
• The Psychological Pain of the Paper Cut
• FREE weigh station Wednesday!
• 3 or 4 lines for the return address? A lively discussion.
I will never complain about ad focus groups again. (Yes I will. They’re fucking useless.)
posted by copyranter @ 11:50 AM
6 Comments:
I've shot some of those meetings. Like watching freaking paint dry.
Ouch, I went to that conference, quite enthralling actually. We learned how to lick an envelope closed 300 different ways, then we started licking each other. Great fun!
I just did a conf here w/ Sarah Ferguson the xduchess as the special guest speaker/flogging a kidz book (for sobbing out loud), I kited outta there when the'do was ending @ 5 pm and she still hadn't shown, plus not a single flippin' goodie bag...so I cadged some Aveda and a 'tini outta another conference of hair marys down the hall.
That's IT I'm going on a speaking tour, I just need to write the script! luv luv,
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Mona, Mona, Moana, I saw a couple of the male attendees, and well, imagining them licking or being licked is not appealing.
sounds absolutely terrible, but i'd pick this over advertising week any day.
I'm so tired of envelopes taking a back seat to all the other office supplies. Would you people be as vicious about a meeting of the Rubber Band Manufacturers Association? I think not. Grow up and pick on some other item at Office Depot, please.
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