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Ladies & Gentlemen, Donnie Deutsch's corporate bathroom.
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Thursday, December 08, 2005
Ladies & Gentlemen, Donnie Deutsch's corporate bathroom.
13 Comments:
Where's the one that's gold plated? Or better yet, the roll composed of uncirculated $100 bills?
Is the seat broken at the front or is that a space for a rich man's testicles?
Why DO toilet seats have that gap in the front?
It's where the woman rests her chin.
(Ba dum dum) (cymbal crash)
Sorry.
That's really digusting. I have nothing against oral sex, but while sitting on a toilet? You must be a real charmer in the sack, or in the john.
I know, I know, I said sorry. I got to thinking about how this was a.. err.. well, there's no logical explanation for my disgusting mind. It just is. I'll keep it to myself from here on out.
But david, I liked that joke.
mmm, hummers.
When someone is as full of shit as Donny Deutsch, they need a lot of TP.
"It's where the woman rests her chin."...even thought that sh*t is anti- female...its still hella funny.... You could prolly get 'allotta street cash for that TP...
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It's called a "blumper"...
look it up. folks.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blumper
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