"On the 2nd Evil day of X-mas..."
It is said that children are hypersensitive to the presence of Evil Spirits.
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Sunday, December 18, 2005
It is said that children are hypersensitive to the presence of Evil Spirits.
9 Comments:
precious. simply, sinfully, precious.
OK, I admit it, I laughed.
I don't dig that black and white Sassa one bit,the little chunk looks a lot like EFK, my newest neph. Thank God Viv didn't take the babies to scary Claus.
What exactly is Black and White Santa (tm) holding in his dirty hand?
Black & White Santa (tm) is holding that child's immortal soul.
Or most likely it's an amputated plum. Kids don't cry for no reason.
The kids and the animals are always on the same page.
Just sayin.
these are always so classic. dooce had an original santa photo yesterday.
At least the treachery is revealed! Thank you, copyranter, for exposing the real nature of Santa Claus!
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