"On the 3rd Evil day of X-mas..."
Rudolph the dead-nosed reindeer.
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5 Comments:
Or perhaps "Crash and Bleed Out" Rudolph leaking bloody discharge.. depending on if that's his tail or head..
And the poor reindeer forced to look on! Comet? Blitzen?
Rudolph the crucified reindeer - it's like xmas and easter combined. Plus there's a UFO landing in the background. Neat.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm guessing you are not in the holiday spirit?
You know why all the other reindeer didn't want to play games with Rudolph? The red nose, well...it was herpes.
Now that's a good display.
I've always wanted to pull over and whack the heck out of those reindeer, especially the ones with movable heads.
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