"On the 5th Evil day of X-mas..."
Who wantsto lick
the Spoon?!?
posted by copyranter @ 7:55 AM
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5 Comments:
OH SHIT!! I think you just found the cover of my holiday card for next year!!!
"Oh yeah...give me more of your ginger root! I wanna juggle your nutmegs! Ice my face! Ice my face!"
Damn! Anonymous, you beat me to the icing comment...
Okay..how this? The gingerbread man loves his ho ho Ho!
Break me off a piece!
I usually bite the heads off first.
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