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(AP)—Today, Cardinal Bishop Angelo Sodano was excommunicated for assaulting Pope Benedict XVI Joseph Ratzinger yesterday afternoon in St. Peter's Square.
Sodano was tackled and beaten bloody by the Pope’s personal bodyguards after, what a witness described as, “trying to pull Ratzinger’s face off.”
Said Sodano, “I liked the hat. I just thought the mask was a bit too much; I mean, what I thought was a mask.”
Ratzinger sustained a small abrasion on his chin.