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I'm busy today, working on dreadfully shitty TV ideas for an absolutely asinine client. Anyway, just to post something advertising-related, here's a pic of a proper Douche Bag.
posted by copyranter @ 10:59 AM
9 Comments:
well VV, it now works even better as a metaphor for advertising.
please tell me that tomorrow you'll be posting about the stupid pherome-ringtone ads everywhere trying to be all subversive & viral. "Dr Myra Vanderhood"? what they thought Lotta Klitorus was too obvious?
kowgurl: adrants.com already got to it, Monday I think. I'm too lazy to find the link.
Ranter ...
Thanks for finding my lunch bag. I forgot where I left it.
Where the hell did you find that thing, Painful Vagina Products, Inc? Jesus.
Loving that key frame from your TV ideas for your feminie hygiene client. So, are you sending it to an effects house to make the mouth talk? I think Brenda Vaccaro is still available for VO work.
Boo hoo hoo...you have to write a TV campaign for an asinine client. I'm writing trade ads for a colon stapler. Trade ya.
if you let your eyes go out of focus, you could mistake it for a hookah.
Doesn't that guy have a TV show? Donny Douche???
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