Thursday, February 02, 2006

Readers: I am off on a three-day weekend, the daylight hours of which will be spent trying to catch as many Washington Square Park squirrels as I can with my trusty stick-rope-peanut thingie. My advice: do NOT buy "chicken" dishes from any East Village Chinese restaurants for at least, oh, a month.
Back Monday.
(UPDATE: make that "duck" dishes. They just pay me for the critters, I don't ask.)

9 Comments:

Blogger LisaBinDaCity said...

Have a great time!

6:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on. Everyone knows that those restaurants use pigeons in place of chicken. The squirrel is used in place of duck.

9:22 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

that sounds better. I'll update.

9:30 AM  
Anonymous Bucky said...

Actually if you want to go the exotic route you need to head over to Stuy Town and Peter Cooper Village. They have black squirrel there. That's a delicacy.

9:36 AM  
Blogger spinachdip said...

There's no truth to the myth that black squirrels are bigger and meatier, however.

9:53 AM  
Blogger Angelina said...

those black squirrels are dodgy little fuckers.

10:28 AM  
Blogger concha said...

i try to live by the rule of never buying chicken from any chinese restaurant. in any city. ever. i think that's why i'm still alive.

11:37 AM  
Blogger David said...

That squirrel picture just makes me wanna shout, "Hang in There!"

Am I now qualified to write copy? Or greeting cards?

3:47 PM  
Blogger Hummingbyrd said...

Village Chicken Dishes. That is just wrong. First. Chicken hormones. Then bird flu. Now you. I am going on the vegan beer diet:)

11:47 PM  

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