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posted by Mark Copyranter @ 9:30 AM
the eyefucks never cease.
Duuuuuddddde!Site traffic click-whore. So much for getting off that list.;-p
You know, I really didn't see that many overweight, pale nerds at the beach last season. I totally see why those chicks are playing it safe my eDating now.
Actually, only two or three of those chicks look like they have Un-"true" breasts.75% truth in advertising?
That's the same girl in each pic. Her breasts are natural but she did have several face change surgeries.
See that one second row down in the trucker cap?Guess who she's talking to on the phone.That's right. She's talking to me.And, clearly, she likes what I have to say.
Careful evil. There's a fine line between talk and restraining order. These things can get out of hand quickly.Just saying.
"That's the same girl in each pic. Her breasts are natural but she did have several face change surgeries."yeah but you know IT IS different DOWN THERE. tis the season for brasilian bikini wax, so how about it copyranter?I bet you are a threading fan ain't cha!
they all have the same orthopedic problems toothey can't hold their heads vertically or balance evenly on both legs maybe they are all looking for dates with physical therapists?
Look at the pencil legs on these girls. Yecch! No need for Beyonce thighs, but a little meat is a must. True can keep 'em!They're perfect candidates for the Cotton ads.
Wow. Porn's dress code has gotten really strict. Fucking Guliani.
I dunno, but do roosters really think it looks good when a chick's hips are twice as wide as her waist and shoulders (see the second row of pics)? I'm thinking blecch, but what do I know?
Funny how these sites always advertise with pics of girls, never guys.
WOW!! True is the best personals site ever! EVERY SINGLE GIRL that signs up for it is HOT, in a BIKINI, like, ALL the time and I bet they're all really horny and DON'T want a real committment or to talk or anything.I bet they all bring a beer when I snap my fingers and I bet they're really into fantasy baseball, too! It doesn't look like they do windows, though.
The Britney look alike bums me out. Although I like her second body looks a little better...
True is endorsed by Psychology Today; I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Man, they're all over the map. The slutty bikini chicks say "hot times in the old town tonight" but then, on the home page, there's an eharmony.com-type picture of a guy kissing a woman's forehead--although her ENORMOUS breasts are pushed up against his chest. Time for some of my patented shivering in the corner while crying.
top row, middle. Known pornstar.
that must be why she looks so professional at holding her hair back
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