Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Bud tells Gays OK to be Gay.

Chad: Just be yourself, man.
Ricky: What, you mean Gay?
Chad: Well yeah, we’re in a Gay ad in a Gay magazine.
Ricky: Oh. OK. But, can we move away from this big honking sweaty phallic symbol?
Chad: Apparently not. Nice tat, though.
Ricky: Thanks.
(Scanned from Metro Source magazine.)

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16 Comments:

Blogger The Man Himself said...

Is that Nick Carter in the backgroud? Big ups to him for coming out!

8:59 AM  
Anonymous Ben Popken said...

I love Corbis and Photoshop. So much so that I want to fuck them with a rainbow strapon dildo up the ass.

9:55 AM  
Blogger bowling with no panties said...

The guy in the foreground is not gay. He's from Jersey.

The guy in the background think that this is his lucky night -- he peers around the sweaty phallic beer bottle at his destiny.

Jersey guy doesn't even see his lovestruck admirer. He has a perplexed look on his face that says, "Hey, where the white women at?"

He's in the wrong bar. No gay guy would be caught dead in that shirt.

10:27 AM  
Blogger Slinky Redfoot said...

"Now shuttup and shove that bottle up my ass - the wide way."

10:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And if you can't be yourself. drink some liquid courage.

10:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

slinky redfoot is my kinda' guy... wrouf

11:20 AM  
Blogger Evil Discussor said...

Ranter, just aimlessly perusing Metro Source magazine like usual? Had some free time and decided to chilly chill with a crazy gay mag in hand? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

If you've got a sec, let me know how much for a year's subscription.

12:05 PM  
Anonymous Narnia said...

(cont'd)

Chad: Did you tear those sleeves yourself?

Ricky: Yeah... it was a hell of a work out.

Chad: Looks like it. Good thing you're chilling your balls with an icy Bud

(scene)

12:06 PM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

Chad: “It’s ok to post at copyranter.“

Ricky: “It doesn't make me gay?“

Chad: “No. The pink shirt you're wearing with the little silos of guys in a circle jerk does.“

Ricky: “Cool. Wanna dance?”

12:26 PM  
Blogger concha said...

what are you doing reading gay magazines anyway?

3:26 PM  
Blogger Frank said...

Oh, that ad's been around for a while in Instinct and other gay mags. (You should see some of the other ads! I'd scan some for you, but I don't have a scanner.) And Bud Light's been targeting the gay demographic for even longer; they sponsor lots of Prides and stuff, I believe. When you've got the Coors family giving money to anti-gay groups, and you're their main competitor, why not run with it? Plus, we all know us gays look after our figures (well, *I* don't, but then I haven't had a date in two years), so we're natural "prey" for a light beer.

BTW, I'd never noticed the phallicity of the beer bottle. What would I do without you, ranter?

9:21 PM  
Anonymous Jumper Bailey said...

I sort of miss the days when we weren't a "demographic." But now we're being pursued by cologne makers, malt liquor brewers, and the garment district to the point that a subset of straight men have taken to outdoing us (and I wouldn't have imagined that possible).

So I feel a bit out of place in this strange new world, and I probably won't get up to speed until someone launches a remedial effort of some sort...

"Metro Eye for the Queer Guy," anyone?

12:02 AM  
Anonymous LisaBinDaCity said...

It's not exactly the most subtle ad I have ever seen.

5:42 AM  
Anonymous sr said...

Huh? You call that bottle phallic? Do you have a skinny-neck dick then?

6:52 PM  
Blogger Twiddle said...

Like you are soooo 1990.

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that was funny and your funny please have my babys i want to make babysw with you your so funny and hot i want you to grab and cuff my nice fluffy breast and put your dick in my pussy ohhh yeh

2:51 PM  

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