Tuesday, June 06, 2006

6-23-06

Today, everybody's looking for a sign of the apocalypse, an omen. Do you really think the Prince of Darkness would be so fucking predictable as 6-06-06? Jesus. It's 6-(2x3=6)-o6.

(corner of Houston & Lafayette)

14 Comments:

Blogger Maulleigh said...

Am I living in a cookoo clock? Didn't Jim Carrey do some movie posters where he posed with a remote control too? No!! That was a yo-yo? Fuck in bloody hell.

9:19 AM  
Anonymous LisaBinDaCity said...

I am not sure how predictable he is and I have no desire to find out neither ;-)

9:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't today 06-06-2006? Aren't we TWO THOUSAND FUCKING YEARS OFF!

12:10 PM  
Blogger stee said...

Both written by the same dudes.

1:03 PM  
Blogger Jeff said...

Adam Sandler was really funny when I was in seventh grade.

Ha ha. He's not anymore, though.

1:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he peaked at Opera Man. Maybe not. The golf move was pretty good. The movie where he was a really angry guy was good. And the one where he was a schoolboy was okay. The one with the penguin is nice to watch late at night.

At least he's not stupid like Jennifer Anniston. I bet you love Jennifer Anniston. She thinks doing a weekly television show for a million bucks an episode was too hard. Oh poor her. Worst job in the world that. She's stupid and because you love her you're stupid by proxy.

(And that, my friends, is how you win an argument in cyberspace. Works in marriage too. But only if you're the woman.)

9:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Technically you may be right. However, I submit it's only 2000 years off because of the Y2K bug. Absent thet horrible episode where the world almost died it would have been 06-06-06 today.

Bet you love Jennifer Anniston too.

9:16 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

yes, I love jennifer. you guys have me sooo figured out.

9:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And while I'm at it -- Maulleigh -- must you end your comments with "Fuck in bloody hell."?

What did you accomplish with that? Really? Think about it. It's not woven into your main thought in any kind of way that makes it memorable. If you use "Fuck" it should be memorable. And even more so "Fuck in bloody hell."

Much more fitting would have been something like "Bloody booger snotty kotex." That's memorable even if you haven't seen one before. Plus, it let's people know you're not joking around. That you mean business.

9:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Umm CR, my anonymous comment was meant for the other anonymous comment that ended by screaming "... FUCKING TWO THOUSAND blah blah blah ..."

I have mad respect for you CR. I would double pen a drunken college girl with you any day.

9:36 PM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

Anonymous: You showed me.

10:52 PM  
Blogger ninaberries said...

6-(2x3=6)=-6 is your thing today? really?

10:54 PM  
Blogger Corey said...

What if they just stopped making lame ass movies?

My name is Corey King and I ask the tough questions.

11:05 PM  
Blogger David said...

Actually, on the day of the beast, "Fuck In Bloody Hell" is a great tagline with which to end any statement. You go, Maulleigh.

Everyone, Fuck in Bloody Hell.

And when you're done, clean up the mess. With your fucking tongue, motherfuckers - because you're in Bloody Hell. Post Fuck.

1:16 AM  

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