Product Naming For Dummies.
(note: my knowledge of wine could fit into a shot glass)
Being quite tired of all the Misty Vistas, Babbling Brooks, and other such bullshit California wine label names, I was pleased to happen upon this bottle of cabernet sauvignon in a recent issue of Wine X. Ends up it's a newish product from North Lake Wines (Paul Masson, Almaden, et al). Does it taste like feet? Probably. I wouldn't really know.
WHO WOULD NAME A CAR...GREMLIN???