one second radio spots
A piece in this week's AdAge reveals that media conglomerfuck Clear Channel is considering offering one-second radio spots, called "Blinks." CC VP-Creative Jim Cook, clearly on the verge of creating a one-second spot in his pants, says "It really is to find new uses of radio for advertisers who are continually asking us to demonstrate that our medium can successfully extend brands, can successfully reach the consumer with touchpoints that are new and surprising." Touchpoints. Nice touch, you marketing lexiconic Douche. The Intel chime and NBC bells are listed among the possible mnemonics. Me, I'm hearing a lot of random, annoying AFLACs in my head right now.
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