BREAKING NEWS NOW...
Online dating site True has placed an ad on the internet that does NOT feature a woman wearing a bikini. Stay tuned here for further developments as this astounding story unfolds...previously:
BIKINI KILL
posted by copyranter @ 1:58 PM
9 Comments:
Yeah it's upsetting. Those bikini girls wanted me, and this one is kind of indifferent. It's like she has a brain or something terrible like that.
yeah, but she IS anorexic. woohoo!
I agree with alizinha.
It is off-putting to see a woman's skeleton when you haven't actually skinned her yet.
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Yes, Mr. Gumb, quite spunky of you. Now back in your room and let another patient use the computer.
wow, and she's not even nipply.
I know, pinknest. I was disappointed too.
it must be a new trend, eh? now more than ever*.
* i despise this phrase
Not to worry, folks. Anyone in cheesy bikini withdrawal can take comfort in knowing that Mate1 has picked up the slack --
http://adverlicio.us/mate1_com_search_300x250
or
http://adverlicio.us/mate1_com_spilling_300x250
Connoisseurs of the art form can advance their research further here in an archive of, amongst other topics, online dating ads --
http://adverlicio.us/taxonomy/term/376
And yes, I need to get a life ;-)
I really like balls.
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