Murdering Cereal With Marketing.

Our agency was once involved in a pitch for a new "cluster-based"cereal from St Louis-based clusterfuck Ralston-Purina. As R-P Ivy MBAs tossed alpha and beta reports at me faster than I could skim them, I discovered that what a cereal actually tastes like is of zero importance to its marketing campaign. Which brings me to the below question from a recent confidential online survey for Honey Bunches of Oats:

You'll have to use your imagination here. Think of the Cereal as if it were to "come to life" as a person. Consider everything you know about the Cereal, including the product's packaging, marketing and advertising. Would that person be . . . ?
A) Someone I'd really like and have a lot in common with
B) Someone I'd like and have a few things in common with
C) Someone I'd get along with ok, but not have much in common with
D) Someone I wouldn't actually dislike, but would have little in common with
E) Someone I wouldn't really like and would have nothing in common with.

Sorry, but my imagination is currently fully occupied with imagining what kind of person would consider this valuable information.
But, if we were talking about the awesome Count Chocula?
A)
Let's update the race to Hell: Marketing MBAs have now pulled even with Real Estate Agents and Corporate Lawyers.
(thanks to JenG from lupec.org for the awesome tip!)