Alcoholic Werewolf Quaffs 70,000 Silver Bullets.
Yes, this story is about a month old. And the event itself is a year old. But still. A Utah man drank and discarded 70 Fucking Thousand Beers in his townhouse over an 8-year period. That's comes out to 24 beers a day—ALL COORS LIGHT. Personally, I think this guy was financed by the evil Pete Coors to create a sort of viral (very viral!) performance installation.
posted by copyranter @ 2:55 PM
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But it Utah the alcohol content in beer is only 3.2%. So basically we're talking about 42.6 beers as opposed to 70. wh
Other than the last paragraph (and his choice in beer), that's the most inspiring thing I've ever read.
...for sure.
He should recycle all those cans, and splurge on some Heineken.
Damn - with that much Coors light, he could have killed 2,920 Clean Mormon Babies.
Or one a day, with one case of beer, for 8 years.
Damn it all to hell. I had him beat in college but couldn't find my camera under all the cans. I also misplaced my liver at about the same time.
I went to college with Pete Coors. No not that one, his son. He was supposedly a nice guy. I don't know why you'd call the original Coors evil; all beer tastes like ass anyway (except Guiness and Lambic)
Ugh. Imagine the beer flies.
Looks like my place, except I drink the Coors Light tall boys. Supersize me.
Excuse me,
is my former huz
under that pile?
Nice to see the visualization of what finally brought him dowwwn
meeeowww
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