Alcoholic Werewolf Quaffs 70,000 Silver Bullets.
Yes, this story is about a month old. And the event itself is a year old. But still. A Utah man drank and discarded 70 Fucking Thousand Beers in his townhouse over an 8-year period. That's comes out to 24 beers a day—ALL COORS LIGHT. Personally, I think this guy was financed by the evil Pete Coors to create a sort of viral (very viral!) performance installation.