Faultless® Douche
Since I'm going to be out of the office this a.m., I'm posting this picture of the Faultless® Douche. Because that phrase perfectly describes 90% of the ad execs in the world ("Campaign didn't work? Not my fault, man. Anyhoo, I'm gonna go get some grub and buy a new Paul Smith shirt.")Back with updates in the p.m.
posted by copyranter @ 7:25 AM
5 Comments:
Does it double as a whoopie cushion?
Fantastic! Now I can throw away my separate douche, enema and water bottle.
they were taking up so much space under the desk
yeah the 3 in 1 aspect is great. it should also include a cholera rinser.
do you douche then enema then drink or do you enema then douche then drink? and what's the metal hook for?
The proper sequence:
1) DOUCHE to guarantee spring-like freshness.
2) DRINK 6-8 vodka martinis.
3) ENEMAS are part and parcel of the post-martini sexcapades. (Receiving a warm Dr. Brown's Cel-Rey enema should be included on the "Places to Visit Before You Die" list.)
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