Dude, chill. It's a CD. Not the Fountain of Youth.

(click image) This cockamamie ad visual comes to us via Ponce De Leon Federal Bank. Now, if this particular businessman had, unlike Juan Ponce, actually discovered the Fountain of Youth, well then that would explain the pictured über-retarded reaction. Because when Mr. Overjoyed hits the ground, some serious life-threatening damage is going to be done to his body.