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The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
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posted by copyranter @ 8:14 AM
12 Comments:
The traditional gift on a first anniversary is paper. So here ya go:
http://cgi.ebay.com/SINKING-OF-TITANIC-NEW-YORK-TRIBUNE-FRONT-PAGE_W0QQitemZ330001791041QQihZ014QQcategoryZ13994QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
congrats. June is apprently a popular blog birth month as I recently celebrated my one year of online bitterness.
Here's to another year of tearing shitty ads a new one.
thank you anon. one of most favorite disasters and least favorite movie of all time.
thanks Bill.
Happy Birthday, Ranter. And may the year ahead be filled with joy, love and happiness for you and your entire extended blogging family.
Happy blogbirthday.
Fuck you,
J.J.
I guess I'll cancel that Celine Dion "My heart will go on" singing birthday-gram.
I hear News Corp is circling....would you really sell out?
congrats. it's a damn fine site.
Happy Blog Birthday!
i love you. happy 1!
As my late grandma-in-law from the Bronx used to sing to me over the phone every November:
"Happy Boithday to you, happy boithday to you, happy boithday dear [copyranter], happy boithday to you."
Grattis! June babies are the best anyway. :)
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