Riiight. Other benefits reaped from installing a Cisco System: • All employees' shits stinkless. • ZERO typos. • Milk never goes bad. • Bottomless water cooler. • Boss's memos perfectly comprehensible.
What's with the missing spaces? It makes my eyes hurt. The (Australian) company I work for recently rolled out a supposed culture program that replaced all spaces with full stops. We now spend our days looking at statements such as Done.Now We.Get.It.Together Our.Way
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Milknever goesbad? Fantasticnews!
I can't stop looking at the t touching the e.
stupid san fran-cisco internet and their tired old sans fran-serif illiteracy. grow up.
What's with the missing spaces? It makes my eyes hurt. The (Australian) company I work for recently rolled out a supposed culture program that replaced all spaces with full stops. We now spend our days looking at statements such as Done.Now We.Get.It.Together Our.Way
It's.Utter.Crap!
Perhaps they have developed software that stops me using the internet...
No more time wasted WORKING as Cisco helps multinationals move every possible job to fucking China and India.
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