Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Cisco kids.

Riiight. Other benefits reaped from installing a Cisco System:
• All employees' shits stinkless.
• ZERO typos.
• Milk never goes bad.
• Bottomless water cooler.
• Boss's memos perfectly comprehensible.

6 Comments:

Blogger Ruby Khan said...

Milknever goesbad? Fantasticnews!

I can't stop looking at the t touching the e.

4:21 PM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

You start to use phrases at parties like ‘enterprise’, ‘collaberate’ and ‘Web 2.0’.

4:45 PM  
Blogger ninaberries said...

stupid san fran-cisco internet and their tired old sans fran-serif illiteracy. grow up.

7:24 PM  
Anonymous PJ said...

What's with the missing spaces? It makes my eyes hurt. The (Australian) company I work for recently rolled out a supposed culture program that replaced all spaces with full stops. We now spend our days looking at statements such as Done.Now We.Get.It.Together Our.Way

It's.Utter.Crap!

9:14 PM  
Blogger Scamp said...

Perhaps they have developed software that stops me using the internet...

5:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No more time wasted WORKING as Cisco helps multinationals move every possible job to fucking China and India.

1:50 PM  

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