Friday, June 30, 2006

K-Fed for K-Swiss.

Celebrity endorsements are stupid (I will deeply examine Catherine Zeta Jones for T-Mobile next week). In fact, I've only ever really liked one (link).
But HEL-FUCKING-LO? K-Swiss, Shoes of Leisure? Meet K-Fed, Man of Leisure. Jesus. It's fucking perfect.

13 Comments:

Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

Word.

10:30 AM  
Anonymous Von K said...

It is.

Am I the only one who feels like K-Fed is going to off-himself via some stupid accident any day now? He just seems too dense to survive much longer...

10:33 AM  
Blogger Tim Bond said...

K for K does sound pretty good, but the original one you liked back in January (Waterston for TD Waterhouse) has gone loopy now that the brokerage has totally fucked up their name to become TD Ameritrade. I saw the commercial with the new name the other day and I kept thinking, "but his name isn't Sam Ameriston." Oh well - at least it gives some continuity.

10:40 AM  
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11:17 AM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

von - eventually, K-Fed and Britney find religion and host their own televangelist show on cable.

Either that or he wrecks that silver bullet off Mulholland and ends up a quad.

11:19 AM  
Blogger ninaberries said...

is k-fed preggers? is that a sandwich in his hand?

1:36 PM  
Blogger mrsmogul said...

I hate Catherine Zeta Jones. My husband does a great impression of her!

6:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh why do you hate zeta jones? Is it because she's gorgeous and rich, while you are married to a loser slob who has to resort to zeta impressions to make you laugh?

8:54 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

hey anon, she's stupid and mannish, certainly not gorgeous.

9:36 AM  
Anonymous Denis Blodnok said...

I agree that K for K is dopey.

Almost as dopey, in fact, as a guy who bitches about how much he hates advertising spending all his free time blogging about. . . advertising.

File that under I for Irony. Or Idiocy.

Ying tong iddle I po.

4:17 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

I actually spend all my working time at my ad agency blogging about advertising. so, I get paid very well for it. thanks for reading.

5:35 PM  
Blogger Trouble said...

If ever there was a human who should have been sterilized at birth.

Can this douche actually move merchandise?

11:13 PM  
Blogger concha said...

he's also apparently the penny's spokesperson. it doesn't give the penny much hope, but it's kinda appropriate considering they're both worthless.

11:47 PM  

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