Wednesday, June 28, 2006

UPDATE: Nutty Senator Drops Fluff Snuff Bid.

State Senator and Chairman of the Homeland Security Committee Jarrett Barrios has dropped his bid to ban Fluffernutter sandwiches in school lunchrooms. (story link) Now the idiot lawyer can get back to the less important matters—like homeland security.

previously:
If we don't ban Fluffernutter,
the terrorists will have won.

4 Comments:

Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

Actually he plans on focusing on Snickers bars. Peanuts can kill. Thousands have been sneaking in with these bars for years and one day, a lone nut with a nuke strapped to its back will slip through.

3:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even the incredibly-tabloidy Boston Herald didn't have a headline that good when they reported this news.

3:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some political grandstanding:

"Obesity is a greater threat to our nation than Al Qeada. More people die every year from weight-related disease than all other forms of death combined! Fatties and their problems are an economic burden to the tune of 10% of annual GDP! Also, visits to the beach are increasingly visually disturbing adventures for the American people! We must take a stand today for the sake of our children and our children's children."

4:01 PM  
Blogger LisaBinDaCity said...

I remember looking at the tv when I heard this story thinking WTF?

Oh and I'm baaaaaaaaaaack ;-)

8:44 AM  

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