You must be at least this overjoyed to work in one of our shacks.
Radio Shack Manager: "Our position is that we're not just a store. We're a Shack. And we're not just a (air quotes) Radio (end air quotes) Shack. We're a...Love Shack. Because we LOVE our customers. If you want to work for us, you must love customers. So, before I give you your official Radio Shack polo shirt, I need you to give me your god damned happiest face ever..."
(in-store posters from same downtown New York Radio Shack)
Evil Discussor examines the crack-sandwich smiles of real estate brokers.