Satanic Strawman makes me scared, not thirsty.
(click ad) Say hola to Nesteapheles, the demon ice god of thirst. The line there at the bottom of this ad loosely translates to: You Are What You Take (update: You Are What You Drink). Me thinks the Venezuelan creatives at Publicis who hatched this tubular boogeyman were taking microdots of lysergic acid diethylamide.
Poll time! Which of these food/drink ad visuals is the scariest:
1. the espresso scorpion.
2. meat seasoning necrophilia.
3. McDonald's devil finger fries.
4. Subway's entrails sub.
5. the Fanta strawberry tongue.
6. or, this here Nestea incubus.