THIS REPRESENTS A BLOCKED ASSHOLE. SH*T SITS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT LOCKED SH*T-COLORED DOOR HOLE.
(click ad) Just looking at this unappetizing ad via Lebanon for Kellogg's All-Bran cereal with extra fiber constipates me. "There is a key?" How 'bout a police battering ram? (image via) Related: Colon Ad Wars. Related: Foghorn Leghorn promotes colon cancer screening. Related: I once wrote a jingle for beano.
posted by copyranter @ 3:30 PM
7 Comments:
Why not use my massive, diamond-hard cock to relieve the blockage?
I like the visual implication that if you've been constipated long enough, you have spider webs in your asshole. Hey, copyranter, why is it that "asshole" is ok to type on your blog but not "sh*t"? I'm new to your blog, perhaps you've previously explained the taboo words. I just find it amusing.
I forgot I had typed "ASSHOLE"...noticed it, then said 'Fuck it'
I think I'll go with Door #3, Monty.
The cobweb is a very nice touch.
That is so disgusting
The funny thing is that I can't figure out how that lock would make it impossible to open the door. Doesn't seem like there's anything to it.
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